You think you sing very well.

You will never play professional basketball.

You have no idea how to make a long story short.

You do the total opposite of what the doctor says.

Your skin's ability to tan not so much.

You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.

You have never hit your head on a ceiling.

You have great respect for the truth, and you only use it in emergencies.

At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office.

"Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled  leftovers from the fridge".

Happy St. Patrick's Day!